May 3, 2026

2 thoughts on “Australian mobile users warned to update phones or risk losing access to emergency calls

  1. Sorry Folks – I’ll have to stop writing ‘Books’ in the comment section! Bottle of Wine?
    YEAH! I’ve got a 4G device, Newer than the Wife’s 4G unit. – ‘Magically’, 1 second before midnight (INCLUDING 000)- Everything’s Okay Dokey/ 1 Second passed Midnight – Zero Call access, SMS, Banking access Et Al (Unbeknown to me). Sent SMS messages to a couple of Folks – Not realising it was ‘Offline’! Thanks Belong(Telstra) – NOT Belong! SOOooo, My 4G Device was configured to 3G Calls/SMS (Don’t know why@point of purchase), then had to Download software to access 4G VoLTE Systems & off we go! HOORAH!
    With the amount of Scamming roaming the Continent on All metric E Devices, NotMyGov.Con & MSM being amongst the Alpha Group, how is anyone other than a Tech Geek suppose to have All metric Cyber awareness OR, Normal ‘Trust’ in Any Electronic Platform/Telco? AT ALL!
    Back to Belong; Once ‘They’ve’ ‘Blocked’ your Device (Apparently your #s Not ‘Blocked’, But NO ONE, Nor You have access to the System anyway!!), they then tell you Multiple Times, TO> Download the ‘required Software’ Upgrade – EXCEPT, you Cannot Access the Network (And your Device ‘Tells you so’), whether via WiFi or Jacked into an alternate Network! Great news, Belong (Telstra subsidiary), has no Shop face to interact with – Telstra shop’s aren’t able to/or can’t help. Round and round we go! And this brings another General issue to the table. Once these Telco’s(or others) ‘Cut you off’, HOW do they know, that you are in an inconvenient situation at that time? Aka, couple of flat tyres remote/rural Australia – Not a 000 Emergency, but, maybe stuck 40 Ks from a town(Not everyone’s got a CB). Or your’re caring for someone on a part time basis, now having to navigate ‘Re-Connection’ – IF you can!
    Next; ‘Accessibility’; ‘Call our Complaints dept., between 08;00 > 17;00 Hrs Monday to Friday AEST’. BUGGAR! We are ‘Blessed’ in OZtopia. THANK GOD that ALL issues happen between these times & Days! I’ll just call them on the ONLY phone I have – Sorry, That one’s been ‘Disconnected’, and The Telco ‘Wonders why they can’t contact you, on your ‘Blocked’ Device, regarding your complaint – Several times! Oh Dear!
    The Continuing NON accessibility/Apparent Accessibility is a Major, with Corporations & NotMyGov.Con resorting to ‘Call only’ enquiries of 30 Minute elevator music trauma, only interrupted by ;”You’re a valuable customer. Queue waiting indexes. Other Non options. ‘We’re exp[eriencing Higher than normal volumes of Traffic[Sic. Wonder why in such an ‘Efficient’ Modern Society], or Call back at a later time – Maybe 17;01> or Sat & Sunday, where our Chat Bot ‘Igor’, will tell you their Business hours! Online Corporate forms, after you finally Sherlock Holmes the addresses, give you No copy of the interactions. Ditto Calls – ‘We’ are monitoring/recording this call for Std B.S. Call monitoring & Training purposes(Whilst ripping your voice print, for future COMIIC surveillance recog., or Data on sell). You Still have Zero record of conversation – Unless you yourself record as well.
    Next; As with the WunderBar NBN & Visionary ‘Powered’ Modem FOR access to land lines Or Internet(Cabled), as with ‘E’ Cards, once the powers down – You’re Down, AND,with ZERO options available! Thanks NBN (No Bloody Network), another Political success! AND, if 000 is the ‘Reason’ for blocking ‘access’ to the Network, Why isn’t it a ‘Stand alone’ Universal integrated system for ALL G Formats?
    Last; As with the ‘Roll’ out’ of the G Networks (Noticed 5 Gen Comms had ZERO Issues with ‘System schedules/Component Supply/Tech Human ‘Proximities’/Equipment operations or access During the CONVID Exercise- More ‘Magic’), and the Magical funds ‘Appeared’ to Park Defibrillator units everywhere during the same period – Wouldn’t be in case a ‘Public Notable’ had an ‘Issue’, ‘Cos it wouldn’t be for NotMyGov.Con/Private Partnership ‘Benevolence’ – It Doesn’t exist!
    Finally solved the Comms issue, and it’s low tech, Doesn’t ‘drop out’, never needs a software update, doesn’t have monthly charges, no more Bull Shit Govt., Intervention = 2 Jam tins and a piece of quality string, backed up by a couple of Carrier pigeons, for those Air mail situations! Job Done!
    Entertainment; Prime Minstrel Albino ForeverBendDaKneeSee & E Karen J I-G along, after another Public purse junket, are out for a jaunt in a Comm Cab, bikinis at the ready for a nearby Bloody Griffin backwater creek swim. Due to not having the latest software upgrade for their Comm Cab & A Convenient solar flare(Thanks Jesus Mate!!) ‘Bogging’ the satellite coverage, The Nav Sat guidance parked them into the SCUM factor (Shit Creek’s Usual Morons). Directly Followed by;
    The OZtopian citizen came a riding, riding, riding up to the old creek bank,
    I say old chap, for me you’d normally have to thank.
    I see but the only a shadow of the roof of Ye old Comm Cab,
    Is that you in there Queen Mab?
    I’ll get some rescue in a Jiffy,
    Could have picked a better spot for a swim Can’tberra’s a bit Whiffy.
    Yeh/Nah wait, apparently me device’s been Blocked,
    Buggar me, why am I not Shocked!
    The Telcos Could’ve picked a more appropriate Time,
    Oh well, you’ll have to entertain yourselves in your own designed pantomime!
    By the way – You Can’t park there!
    Wellness – Modern Living! ARGH!

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