September 13, 2026

2 thoughts on “NSW police set for expanded powers to access phone data

  1. ‘Tackling Organised Crime.’ = FINALLY! An investigation into the NotMyGov.Con/Private partnership CaBaal’s operations – Including ‘Law’ EndForceMeant!
    In other News today, Police given powers to investiGate themselves and extra powers of Non compliance to anyone – Joining other Non elected officials operating for their own welfare and Foreign agendas.
    A police liaison reprehensible – apologies; Police Representative, unofficially referenced their historic record of Australian operations, as a benchmark of community trust! “We protect and serve the Govt., (Relayed the rep) and ultimately, whoever’s ‘Running’ them. The public@large can have conplete trust in us, to keep them at the lowest level of functioning Society.”
    Independent journalist Q; ” And so officer, I can’t help noticing that you’ve spilt some Industrial grade white paint on your uniform.”
    OZpol liaison; “Um, yes. We endDevour (endeavour) to utilLies any information or data that comes our way, by any and all meanery and/or military technology available to us – for us, as necessary. As with all spruking, it’s to protect U16s not in our grooming EDU Dept control – Oh! and something about organised crime – also not under our ConTroll. You don’t want random players in Society now do we! As I’ve said, our benchmarks, are supported by historic actions.”
    Independent journo; ” Um, have you been trained at Politic/Cratic bypass etiquette college? I did ask about the white paint?”
    OZpol Liaison; “Actually, I’m just in from our latest NotMyGov. royal ConMission. Damn stuff just doesn’t seem to wash! Now in keeping with our Community consultations – There’s no further questions allowed. Next phase of my Liaise will probably be Hacking your phone – For your, and other law abiding non- threatening citizens Own good! Er, watch out for that drone mate – Palanturd’s Tech upgraded it to a remote ‘Long arm’, with upgrades from the Ukrainian front, and IDF ‘Neutrilising’ the threat from Palestinian 9 year old ‘Hamas Wanna be’s! Between our personal device Hackers and multi wrongful A.I. Fecal recognition systems, we’ve got more than 1 way to keep ‘Systems deniers’ in the Shit!”
    Financials; The Stock market trades on the OZtopian BSI rose again today on OZpol liaison & NotMyGov.con remarks, that All Metric Public/personal SureVeilLance (Surveillance), was only, for/in the best interests of the Public! In other markets, Industrial white wash paint supplier ‘By Appointment’ to endless Royal conMissions – ChamelEon Hyena Group’s stocks also rose on the Back of NSW Bondi ‘Trades’.
    BSI; Bull Shit Index. As with ALL Stock exchange trades > Remember to ‘Gamble responsibly’.
    Fin; Allied to the Rise in ABC’s Neo A.I. ‘investments’ (alone with others), is/are there anyone now – with Any form of intelligence- who Actually, actively somehow believes in THE endless OZcircus Taskforce Spruiking theatre!
    Wellness

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