October 1, 2023

6 thoughts on “Myer will use 200 robots to dispatch orders at new distribution facility”

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  2. I can’t help but wonder if we’ll end up living in the episode of The Twilight Zone ‘The obsolete man’ where being obsolete is punishable by death!

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  4. G for Gee! Myer have ‘Struck deals’ obviously with ‘China’ & ‘English’ groups to supply/Run/Supply it’s New Robotic Distribution centre for the Australian Customers ‘Greater Good’! – GENEROUS!!
    OCADO – Former ‘Goldman Sachs’ Bankers – YEP! That’s a Benchmark on Historically ‘HONEST’ Commercial representation for me!
    & GOOD NEWS! Hardly ANY car parks required, because there’s F*CK ALL ‘Human Employees’ – ‘Required’! & ‘Carparks’ for ‘Robots’ – Empty. & in keeping with CO2 ‘Cooling offsets’, there’s a ‘Slither’ of ‘Grass’ out the Front verge, to ‘Compliment’ the LUSH Forest, in the Distribution centre’s surrounding Hinterland, subtly camouflaged as a Barren wasteland. OMG! Shouldn’t they have used ECO ‘friendly’ HEAT Sink ‘EMITTERS’ Synthetic Astro Turf ? Maybe Pentagon Fire resistant, Anti – Aircraft Gouging 911 Turf, in case of ‘Wayward Aeronautics’ or Fires?
    ‘Supply Metrics’; ‘Stocked’ Product – While there’s Chinese/ Asiatic Continental ‘Organised’ diminished Manufacture ‘Available’. While there’s 20% of Global ‘Oceanic Surface Shipping’ NOT tied up off the eastern Seaboard of Mainland China. While there’s NO Electrical Supply or ‘Backup’ Issues (Hope THEY are AWARE of Their CON JOB CO2 ‘CONsumptions’ ‘E’/ Emissions’!) While there’s NO ‘Systems Hacking’. My fav under CoV Swindle – While they STILL HAVE ‘Customers’. While some wayward Aircraft doesn’t ‘Accidentally’ crash into distribution & process Facilities – Similar to over 100 incidents U.S. in last 18 months- ‘Coincidence.’ While, While, Wait a While, While ………
    Corporate GOOD NEWS; Robots DON’T ‘Need’; Toilet/ Ciggie breaks. Don’t Need a COVID ‘Jab’, However THEY, the Robots, ARE still susceptible to Viruses! STILL need Maintenance by ‘Carbon Based’ Lifeforms (Maybe ‘Import’ant technicians!) DON’T need wages, Superannuation or Time off (So MORE Taxes being paid Pro rata by Human workers, to make up the ‘Short Fall’, NOT paid by robotics- Myer & ‘Others’ are probably claiming a ‘ECO Green’ Govt Subsidy – Tax/ + / + Tech S.M.A.R.T ‘Credits/ Foreign Investment relief – Promotion ‘Same’). Robotics, DON’T Eat or FART –
    (Foreign Advanced Retrieval Technologies) – NO, the other FART! = Another ECO green subsidy & appropriate ‘Certification GREEN TICK’ for THE Corporate Central Office GILDED frame Wall Plague. SO, it’s Personnel ‘Commodities’ Down & Profits UP! YAY! But WE ‘Support Communities’, even when Downsizing Previous workforces! YOU, as a ‘Previous Employee’ get ‘Everyday Lower Prices’- Even though NOW, you can’t Afford the same products YOU use to help Contribute/ distribute! = YAY!!
    ‘BUT WE STILL LOVE YOU!’
    And now a Message from Your ‘Former’ Employer;
    ‘Myer has a longstanding history of Community support & engagement, & we continue to maintain strong & meaningful partnerships with our local communities. We do this by Partnering with leading organisations seeking to address measures of change, prevention & support to meet the needs of the Vulnerable for a safer & secure Future.’ – Myer Investment & Media centre.
    Thankyou Myer for ‘Addressing’ the ‘Needs of the Vulnerable’ – During & STILL – COVID Swindle/ Unemployment & YOUR, NEW ‘Carbon Based Lifeform’ Reduction ‘Processes’. –
    HALLELUJAH! TO THE LIFELESS GODS OF DISTRIBUTION! ‘Wall E’, in real Life- Oxymoronic.
    That’s why – “MYER, IT’S NOT, MY STORE!! – LOL.
    As for the Other ‘E’ Inanimate Corporate ZOOS, go back to using your Wallet & CASH in the Smaller, STILL Human interface retail outlets, & PROMOTE this Commerce ANTI MONOPOLISATIONS by the Nameless Executives with Friends & colleagues – If ‘they’ AREN’T ‘Listening’ to repercussions of ‘FutureCome’- Then, Economy of Energies – DO what you can! But still put YOURSELF OUT, even if it’s for YOUR Personal Fulfillment & Local community Support! – PROPER Support, NOT some Corporate Psych ‘Mission Statement’
    If ‘They’, THE Corporates keep this up, they’ll be joining NOT MyGov.!
    And just for THE Corporates & NOT MyGov Technocrats;
    “And I’ve had to pay my Price,
    The things I did not know at first,
    I learned by doing Twice.
    Ah but still they come to haunt me,
    Still they want Their say,
    So I’ve learned to dance with a Hand in my Pants,
    I let ‘Em rub My neck, BUT, WITHHELD ANY Cheques,
    & HELP them to PERISH Along their Way! – On Ya Billy J.- Couldn’t have said it Better!
    Wellness.

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  5. I’ve never shopped at MYER, and I never will. I support local businesses with cash and try to avoid the big retailers where possible, especially online shopping. If the locals don’t have it, I don’t need it.

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  6. where are they gonna get their products if china doesn’t send anything to myer?

    there’s no manufacturing left in aus to supply the shit that myer can sell online or at their actual shops. almost all of myer’s stock is imported & with fuel & transport & insurance costs blowing up, who’ll buy shit from myer with bloated prices when anyone can use alibaba/ebay/amazon?

    i think myer’s owners know this & have just set it up to fail for up-front subsidies & write-offs & insurance claims… fuck them & their supposed caring about community

    hey myer, no one buys your bullshit stories & no one buys your shit in store, just wither away & die you greedy fucks!

    peace

    bob

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