November 29, 2023

4 thoughts on “Where, Oh Where, Is Albo? | Video

  1. Hollow man or straw man? Both, because straw is hollow. Weeks ago I said Albanese’s big test was whether he would stand up for Julian Assange. He failed miserably, exactly as I expected. He is an even more obedient puppet of the global-parasites than his woeful predecessor. Onya, Albo!

  2. Where’s Albo?
    Due to being ‘Selected’ as the new ‘PRIME MINSTREL’ of the nation of ‘OR Strange Lear’ (But NOT a King), our – Sorry, THE, P.M. is living up to his New Novel Proxy ‘requirements’ as Head prefect, & Rockin’ on around the World to ‘Kick’ – Er Sorry again, ‘KISS’, All & sundries Collective Arses, & of Course Albo’s ‘Bend Da Kneesee!’
    Hope You’ve Taken protection ‘Bend Da’, & apply a Liberal, – Sorry, They’ve been placed on Temporary Hold polishing the seats on the other side of Parley- A- Meant, A liberal amount of Balm, to save on Chaffed Lips!
    KISS by the way, is an old acronym, prevalent amongst the Roman Factor of Millenia gone by;
    Keep It Simple Stupid. Fortunately for Everyone in Minstrel Land, WE have sent the Right Simpleton, WITH appropriate Entourage & ‘Peoples Credit Card’ – PCC, out into the World – Maybe by inversion – 1ST ‘Stop’ – CCP. Well, Someone IS obviously ‘Paying’ for ‘Someone’ Else!
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    “BEND THAT KNEE BOY! Oh I see your sporting the New Knee pads! By the way Albo it’s Wednesday, Not Tuesday!”

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