September 25, 2023

6 thoughts on “The Non-Player Character Apocalypse”

  1. Send in the covid clowns. Allow them to express their ultimate commitment to their cult by being covaxxed.

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  2. Translated – Mostly for Inhabitants – 3rd Rock from Solar System Sun. Martians are “advanced Entities’ who normally do not require audible contact.
    Pre notice; Martians DO NOT require Global Elite, have Symbiotic relationship, interpersonally & Geo Physically/Spacial. Purposeful Constraint on Diversionary restrictions such as LMFBJQXY, THE ‘IS’, are Considered Rustic Illusion & Controls NOT associated with ‘Concept of Civilisation!’ THIS is OFFENCE NOT, TO THEM – IT JUST IS!
    HELLO Fellow Martians. This week on Martian Comedy Channel 6, we have Humans. This week we visit a small outpost in the Southern Hemisphere of that Planet called Perth Western Australia. Due to The POSSIBILITY of 1 Human, being what ‘Controlling Local Earthling Authorities’ NOW call ‘A’ Symptomatic [Translation – Zero Actual threat! Program Side note of Interests if Visiting Earth. The Propaganda Wing of Earthlings called Main Stream Media, Relates that Corona Virus, a Non Living Organism, Apparantly Dons a Full Human Body Prosthetic & Apparantly likes ‘HANGING OUT’ in Fish & Chip ‘Shops’ AND Chinese Restaurants. Then after a ‘Full Night out’ [Human version of ‘Sensory Overload Excursion] , prefers to return to A ‘Hotel'[Public Multi Dwelling – Martian Slang = ‘BangSleep’], and POSSIBLY sneak in and ‘Infect’ 1 Person in an Airconditioner, which Services the WHOLE Hotel! This IS Amazing! THE Non Living Organism, also ‘Likes HANGING OUT’, with other ‘Like Minded’ Non Living Virus [Obviously wearing Full Human Prosthetics] CALLED ‘Clusters’!! THE Main Human in this Area Called ‘A Premier’ – Or Dominant Human, Supported by ‘Medical Experts’, Locked Down ALL areas in The Perth an a Region Called Peel! THAT’S RIGHT FELLOW MARTIANS! IT’S NOW CALLED ‘UNAPPEALING’ In Your New Travel Guides!! [Insert for Hearing Impaired Martians = LOUD CANNED MARTIAN LAUGHTER = Ha&%^#(@ HA##*_+#!! ]. YES FELLOW MARTIANS, WITHOUT ACTUAL PROOF OF EXISTENCE OF EARTH’S NEW FAD DISEASE COVID 19, BILLIONS OF HUMANS, LIVE & PASS AWAY, UNDER REPRESSIVE LOCKDOWNS, IN A NEW FORM OF BONDAGE & DISCIPLINE REGIME, WHICH INCLUDES GLADIATOR SPORTS WITH POLICE AND MILITARY – THEY CALL IT DEMOCRACY 101 WITH FREE BEATINGS, COMPETITIONS FOR WEIRDEST SELF SUFFOCATION TECHNIQUES & DEVICES [INCLUDES BRINGING ALONG THE WHOLE FAMILY INCLUDING THEIR YOUNG], A NEW PUBLIC RELATIONS COMP TO DOB IN YOUR FELLOW EARTHLING, INCLUDES NEW EARTHLING T.V. SOAP OPERAS FEATURING SCIFI FANTASIES CALLED – ‘THE WORLD NEWS’, INCLUDES REAL LIVE ‘FILE FOOTAGES’ [HEARING IMPAIRED MARTIAN CANNED LAUGHTER AGAIN]. And now a Message from our Sponsor. Going out into THE SUN, Please avoid Doing this between Earth Years 2021 & 2024. Earthlings believe THEY are the ONLY Intelligent Organism in This Universe. Free ‘Replica American Moon Landing Flags’ are available for FAKE Nostalgia Collectors on M-Bay!
    WE’RE BACK! PREVIOUS TO THE BREAK, WE DESCRIBED RESIDENTS IN PERTH & PEEL,& EARTH GENERALLY TO THUNDEROUS LAUGHTER, & NOW WE – %$@#&^(+ ???????
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    WE APOLOGIES FOR THIS BREAK IN TRANSMISSION. AS PER MAINSTREAM HUMAN SCI FI MOVIE PLOTS, WE HAD ‘TAPPED INTO’ YOUR COMMUNICATION FEEDS, BECAUSE WE”RE TOO DUMB TO TRAVEL ACROSS THE UNIVERSE & BRING OUR OWN 9,000G NETWORK. WE INSTEAD USED AUSTRALIAN NBN!
    [ALL MARTIANS – &&%%$$#@(*&@#%$^&&&&&HAHAHAHA#@%^&$#HAHAHAHA]. DID YOU HEAR THE ! ABOUT MARTIANS JUST WANTING TO EAT HUMANS?? HAHA#@%^$#@)*^%].
    YES FELLOW MARTIANS, TOO MUCH OF A GOOD THING! THAT’S IT FOR THIS EPISODE! NEXT WEEK WE’LL BE SCREENING ANOTHER HUMAN DOCUDRAMA CALLED ‘IDIOCRACY’, WE’LL BE STUDYING RELEVENT ‘LIFT QUALITIES’ OF A PLANNED EARTHLING HELICOPTER IN MARTIAN ENVIRONMENTS, ALONG WITH THE TIME COMMUNICATION DELAY EFFECT ACROSS SPACE FOR THEIR OPERATIONS! REVIEWING HUMAN EXPERIMENTAL VACCINATION LEADING TO FURTHER DISEASE, PASSED OFF BY HUMAN MEDICAL EXPERTS AS ‘SOMETHING SCIENCE’, WITH THEIR THEME SONG – ‘A JAB IN TIME KILLS 9’, AND A NEW REVOLUTION TO SAVE THEIR PLANET WHICH REQUIRES MORE CHEMICALS,BURNING MORE FORESTS, MORE WARRING, TO KEEP ALL THOSE UNEMPLOYED HUMANS BUSY!! [HAHA#$@HA(&%$ HA]. SO COME BACK NEXT WEEK! THIS IS YOUR HOST ZINGBAH!

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