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G’Day Everyone,

After India’s recent headline-making landing, I too have embarked on a successful mission to the Moon!

As you can see by the photo PROOF below, here I am enjoying some time in between bouncing around:

I even took the Australian flag with me to mark this monumental occasion, which can be seen behind me blowing in the wind just like the original 1969 mission by NASA!

Here I am again posing with a nice shot of Saturn behind me! (if you know, you know).

Unfortunately, I did not have the technology in 2023 to broadcast this LIVE to 600 million people like they did over five decades ago, but I WILL be taking questions on my adventure after a mandatory two-week period of self-isolation.

I’ll certainly have to re-evaluate all of my criticisms of the original mission, the theory of gravity and NASA fakery, after going through with this life-changing experience.

Please share the great news with family and friends, and together, we can ingrain my story into the minds of the masses with this DEFINITIVE PROOF.

Thank you!

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