May 26, 2026

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  1. NASA; Need Another Seven AustroNauts@CONplex, reveals in 2019 (60 Years on from the 1st ‘Capricorn 1’ moment), that apparently They, NASA, couldn’t replicate the moon ‘Landing’ Tech of 1969(Must have run out of paper Mache & gold foil technicians – Plus, ‘PDF Advice’ from Stanley Kubrick (Who knew that future ‘Investors’, with a social bent towards ‘Lolita’, could be so taken in by Mass Hysteria of ‘The Shining’, and end up with the Final program CONclusion of ‘Eyes Wide Shut’ – All, A propagandists/Influenzars Wet Dream.
    PDF; Plausible Deniability Factor.
    News just in; NASA thanks specific Virus everywhere, for giving them time – Together /apart, over the CONVID-19 era, to give science time to find the ‘Missing Link’ in Technology, & improvements in 3M’s upgrade Mache & Foils! The BSI rose sharply on the back of NASA/MSM ‘Trade Weighted’ Sourcing of the new Tech, & Kubrick replacement at Pixar/Oracle/Open A.I/Palantir. Back-up for the Artemis II mission, on standby in case of Mission ‘Failure’ or ‘CONplications’, will be the ThunderBirds Team, rejuvinated by Lego simulations. Taking a break from the LOSER series, Watch for Real time reproductions on Artemis Too Missions ActEweAlls (Actualls), out of Iran.
    Further; Mission commander spruiks about 1st time NASA will have Austronauts ‘Mooning’ other astronauts in lower earth orbit, ‘Providing’, they get ‘Clear line of sight’ without earth or the moon- Or both- NOT being in the way, 5G isn’t conveniently switched off, The NBN is ‘Powered up’, and the A.I. systems, slow down the Time delay – This Time – in return conversations! And, 3M’s products hold together, between Ad breaks..
    Other mission parameters include putting a big ‘X’ on the lunar surface, financed by Elongated Musk, for something for him to ‘Aim at’, and firing a replacement U.S. flag(Made in CCP) at the Big Lunar cheese, in case someone finally goes searching for the ’69 ‘Site’.
    BSI; Bull Shit Index.
    AND, in case you didn’t realise Further Comedy associated with NASA’s Spin; Artemis;
    In ancient Greek religion and mythology, Artemis is the goddess of hunting, the wilderness, wild animals, transitions, nature, vegetation, childbirth, care of children, and chastity. = JEEZSUSS! How many of these have we(NotMyGov.Con + PETS) collectively, Totally ‘Screwed up’, OR, No longer ‘Available’ without complication? Good News again; THE Former List/ Drone technologies & Remote killing (All metric hunting), along with negative outcomes from Vaccine ‘Initiatives’ against childbirth & care of children(GAVI/UNICEF/WHO[Sic]), The ‘Wilderness & Vegetation'(GMO + Chems + Corporate ‘Reserve Isolations’), AND, Nature – LOL! (= Decimated by the U.N Agendas >for it’s ‘Own protections’ & UNrenewables). Buggar! ‘TRANSitions’ are the Only thing in the current era, that ‘Artemis’ appears to be available for! BSI Trades just went Up again!
    Last; Not to be out done in April competitions; Australia; 1 April: Some organizations and individuals specifically designate 1 April as “Change Your Smoke Alarm Battery Day” to help people remember annual maintenance.
    QBE Insurance; ‘If you’re using ionisation smoke alarms, replace the battery if you hear it beeping. Fire and Emergency Services Queensland suggests bookmarking batteries to be changed every April 1.’
    Fin; Oh Dear!
    Wellness, Unity

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