April 19, 2026

3 thoughts on “Police to conduct warrantless pat-downs across Melbourne for six months

  1. ‘Pat Downs’ in VICtopian Das Capital Melboria. Apparently to ‘Stop Crime’ in the CBD (CorporateBusinessDystopia). With Alpha public nuisance Caesario Dan’retired’, and Orifice handover to another of his ‘installed’ Ilk (Equal opportunity@PublicPurseRaiders.Con) come on down, to carry on public all metric abuse, VICpol, after several seasons of their DarthVaderRus policies, and trying to improve a ‘TOTenCough’ reputation under MythiCall Beastie CONVID, are trying a New testical – Um, apologies – A New Tactical approach, to Security! Informal groping, has now the New way of IntimiDating the Few members of the Public, still calling the ‘Education state'(on Vehicle Number plates = Oh Dear! ‘Grooming State’ maybe.), – Or even Melboria – ‘Home’! The VICtopian NotMyGov.Con, recently amended timeframes on Multiple issues, including Times spent by the Population@Large on Govt/Nudge Unit/Think Tank Hamster wheels! These ‘Time Limitations’ have come about via Several hamsters becoming finally ‘Aware’ to Govt/Private Partnership HarmMoneyArse(harmonious- previous, may be more definitive) inputs into the StockMarket ‘Trade’-weighted BSI. (Gamble responsibly).
    VICpol spokesman/SpokesThing; Sgt Jones; Taking the lead on new search profilings explained;
    “My member – Um, Our members, Feel, that moving forward, any member of the Public, especially athletic Males, females, ITs, they – singular, and Suffering Citizens – (Leans to one side with other Liason staffer-; “Uh? Really? ‘Sovereign’? Thought we eradicated that! We MIS/DISappear’d the body cams – what? – Oh right!”). Ahem! Apologies. That was ‘Certain’ citizens, can be WEDGIED without justifiable reason. We’re a CivilLies’d Society – And we’ve told ourselves So! Lastly, in respect of the Roll out of NotMyGov.Con’s new War on Domestic something, we along with VICpol command, absolve our own, & Govt/Private Partners Club, from adhering to past, current, Future definitions of ‘COERSIVE CONTROL’! We at VICpol – WON’T COMPLY! Any questions on this Policy?”
    Independent(LOL) Reporter; “Who made up the panel overseeing ‘Just cause’ for such policy, when, as little as 15 > 20 years ago, this issue, wasn’t as prevalent? What changed? And, VICpol appear to have a Dubious history on Human Rights interActions. How can we be guaranteed, that questionable operations Past, are NOT still the Norm? What guarantees & oversight come with this Policy? ”
    Sgt Jones; “I feel a WEDGIED Policy launch imminant! You’re not carrying a Machete or RPG under that Mini skirt Miss?”
    Last; Obviously ‘Gangs’, only operate within Police operating Hours! And, act accordingly – Off hours. at least VICpol, hasn’t got to the ‘PAPIERE JETZ!” stage – Maybe.
    BSI; Now tradeable, with as much ‘Foundation’ as Futures & Derivitives Trading. The BullShitIndex – Totally Susstainable via NotMyGov.Con Pollies/Crats/Agencies/U.N/Corporate/Media ‘Inputs’!
    WEDGIED/acronym; WarrantlessExpansiveDenigrationsGropeInspectingExpressionsDenied.
    wellness, Unity

  2. Same story here in Adelaide.
    You picked it back in 2014, Ethan, including the use of agents provocateurs to shut down genuine peaceful protests. That’s right…no justification for having events like G20s in capital cities, where they shut the whole place down…to “get the populace used to martial law”.

  3. I don’t like the thought of being patted down by a policeman! Unless it’s the one who lives with me….

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